dafuqusayritenow?

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A loud shout when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain want to explode. Usually screamed like a toddler who just got hit by a truck.
Dafuqusayritenow? You want me to wear socks with sandals? Are you high? #FashionFails
Dafuqusayritenow? You’re gonna fail the test because you forgot to study. #BrainDead
Dafuqusayritenow? You think pizza is a vegetable? #IdiotAlert
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A shout you yell when someone says something so dumb it makes your ears bleed. It’s like your brain is screaming in agony.
Dafuqusayritenow? You’re gonna fight a chicken? #ChickensWin
Dafuqusayritenow? You think Friday is the first day of the week? #BasicMathFail
Dafuqusayritenow? You tried to text me with your feet? #NoFeetNoMessage
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A loud, angry yell for when someone says something so idiotic it makes you want to throw them out of a window. It’s like your brain is on fire.
Dafuqusayritenow? You’re gonna eat the whole cake? #NoSelfControl
Dafuqusayritenow? You think ghosts are real? #StillBelieve
Dafuqusayritenow? You tried to explain algebra with a banana? #BananaMath
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A yell you make when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain scream. It’s like you’re trying to wake up a zombie.
Dafuqusayritenow? You’re gonna marry a duck? #DuckLove
Dafuqusayritenow? You think the moon is made of cheese? #StillStupid
Dafuqusayritenow? You tried to do math with your toes? #ToesAndNumbers
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A loud cry when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain want to quit. It’s like you’re screaming into a volcano.
Dafuqusayritenow? You’re gonna fight a robot? #RobotsWin
Dafuqusayritenow? You think Monday is the best day of the week? #MondayHater
Dafuqusayritenow? You tried to explain the internet with a fish? #FishInternet
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