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the loud and angry sound you make when something completely stupid happens

Dafuqn? I just got fined for parking in a fire truck spot!

Dafuqn? My dog ate my homework and my cat took the blame.

Dafuqn? My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

the curse word you yell when you realize you're the dumbest person in the room

Dafuqn? I thought I was the smart one. Turns out I'm the dumb one.

Dafuqn? I just got kicked out of the store for stealing a bag of chips.

Dafuqn? My friend's mom thinks I'm a ghost because I showed up out of nowhere.

the magical word that makes everything bad disappear for a few seconds

Dafuqn! Now I can pretend I didn't just fail math.

Dafuqn! I can ignore my mom yelling at me for eating the last pizza slice.

Dafuqn! I can forget I left my pants at school again.

the scream you let out when you see something so bad it makes your brain shut off

Dafuqn! I just saw my dog wearing my dad's hat like it was a crown.

Dafuqn! My teacher gave me a pop quiz about something I didn't even learn yet.

Dafuqn! My friend brought a worm to lunch and tried to feed it to me.

the loud and crazy sound you make when you're trying to be cool but it backfires

Dafuqn! I tried to do a cool dance and tripped over my own feet.

Dafuqn! I said I was going to be a superhero and now I'm stuck with a banana costume.

Dafuqn! I tried to impress my crush and now I'm stuck with a glitter tattoo.