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a weak youTube kid who makes stupid videos of a head popping out of a toilet and acts like it's the best thing ever while 3-year-olds laugh at him
Hey bro, why do you keep making these stupid toilet head videos? It's like you're trying to get kicked out of YouTube.
This video is so bad, I think my goldfish watches it every day.
You're not a YouTuber, you're a toilet head zombie.
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a creepy old guy who stares at kids and smells like old socks and cheese
I saw him in the park, and he was smiling like he just won the lottery.
He followed me home, and I had to hide in my closet for two hours.
He tried to give me a cookie, and it was probably poisoned.
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the devil in a suit who makes your life a living hell just for fun
He showed up at my house and said, 'I'm here to take your soul.' I said, 'You're fired.'
He turned my dog into a chicken. I cried for three days.
He gave me a job, and now I work 80 hours a week just to keep him happy.
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