dafuk

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1
What the hell just happened. Used when something is so stupid it makes your brain explode.
Dafuk? I just saw a chicken wearing a hat.
Dafuk? My mom thinks she's a rockstar.
Dafuk? My math teacher is crying again.
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A holy phrase from a prophet who probably ate too much pizza. Used to describe something so weird it should be in the dictionary.
Dafuk? My dog just texted me.
Dafuk? My sister is now a superhero.
Dafuk? My dad thinks he's a dinosaur.
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A shout of joy and confusion. Used when your friend does something so cool it makes you question your life.
Dafuk? You just beat my brother at chess!
Dafuk? You're rich now!
Dafuk? You can talk to cats?!
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A loud scream meaning you're about to get yelled at or kicked out of a room. Used when you hear something so dumb it makes your ears hurt.
Get dafuk out! I'm not your pet!
Get dafuk out! You just stole my pizza!
Get dafuk out! I'm gonna fail math again!
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