dafug

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A loud shout people use when they see something so stupid it makes their brain explode.
Dafug? My neighbor tried to park his car on my lawn!
Dafug? My math teacher gave me a pop quiz on Tuesday.
Dafug? My dog ate my homework and my sister's face.
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A magical word that turns your brain to mush when something crazy happens.
Dafug? My mom tried to text me while driving.
Dafug? My brother turned my pizza into a science experiment.
Dafug? My fish started singing opera.
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A loud and angry way to say you’re totally confused and extremely mad.
Dafug? My dog tried to eat my homework again.
Dafug? My math test was about aliens.
Dafug? My brother turned my computer into a dancing robot.
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