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I thought I was in a nuclear shelter, not a Target.

I looked around and said, 'Is this a cave or a shopping center?'

I was like, 'Did I just time travel to the 1950s?'

I thought I was cursed and sent to another dimension.

I was like, 'Why is there a fountain in the middle of this place?'

I thought I was in a different country and not just the mall.

I thought I was on a spaceship and not in a store.

I looked up and said, 'Are we in orbit?'

I was like, 'Is this the future or just the mall?'

I thought I was in a haunted house and not just the mall.

I screamed, 'Is this a ghost trap?'

I thought I was going to be possessed by a shopping cart.

I thought I was in a video game and not just the mall.

I said, 'Is this a level up or a level down?'

I was like, 'Did I just press the wrong button?'

I thought I was in a prison and not just the mall.

I said, 'Is this a cell or a store?'

I was like, 'Are these shopping carts or jail bars?'