dafu

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a total brain-dead a** who f***s everything up in a way that makes you want to scream into a pillow

My boss said, 'You’re the dafu of this project!' I said, 'At least I’m not the one who turned the coffee machine into a lava lamp.'

My sister’s ex called her a dafu for forgetting their anniversary. She replied, 'I remember your face, though.'

My dog ate my homework. I’m a dafu. My dog’s a genius.

not that dumb, he’s just a little slow and sometimes forgets to breathe

My teacher said I was a dafu. I said, 'At least I didn’t forget to do my math homework.'

My friend’s mom said, 'You’re not that dumb.' I said, 'You’re not that loud.'

My cousin said he wasn’t a dafu. I said, 'Then why did you eat the last slice of pizza?'

a disgusting movie where people get murdered in the most brutal ways by a group of adults who think they’re still in middle school

I watched the dafu movie. I threw up. My dog ran away.

My friend said the dafu film was the worst thing ever. I said, 'You’ve never seen a man get squished by a giant chicken.'

My brother watched the dafu movie. Now he only eats chicken nuggets.