Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Acting like a brain-dead donkey so people forget you exist and never give you work again

I said I can't do math. Now I don't have to do math. Thank you.

I fake-dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I don't have to clean it.

I said I don't know how to use the printer. Now I don't have to use the printer.

2

Faking stupidity so no one ever forces you to do something you don't want to do

I said I can't read. Now I don't have to read the instructions.

I said I don't know how to use the internet. Now I don't have to use the internet.

I said I'm too tired to answer questions. Now I don't have to answer questions.

3

Making yourself look like a fool so you never get assigned anything ever again

I said I can't cook. Now I don't have to cook dinner.

I said I don't know how to use the computer. Now I don't have to use the computer.

I said I can't write. Now I don't have to write anything.

4

Pretending to be an idiot so no one ever asks you to do anything again

I said I can't drive. Now I don't have to drive anywhere.

I said I don't know how to use the phone. Now I don't have to use the phone.

I said I'm too dumb to help. Now I don't have to help.

5

Faking brain damage just so you don't have to do anything else

I said I can't count. Now I don't have to count anything.

I said I don't know how to use the printer. Now I don't have to use the printer.

I said I'm too dumb to talk. Now I don't have to talk.

6

Being so fake stupid that people forget you're even around

I said I can't spell. Now I don't have to spell anything.

I said I don't know how to use the internet. Now I don't have to use the internet.

I said I can't write. Now I don't have to write anything.