Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Dafty is a Glasgow insult for someone who’s thick as a plank and acts like a loon.

My cousin’s dafty, he tried to fix the TV with a banana.

She called her boss a dafty for wearing socks with sandals.

He’s a dafty if he thinks that sandwich is edible.

2

A dafty is a Scottish idiot who thinks they’re clever and talks nonsense.

He’s a dafty, he asked for a pizza and got a tuna sandwich.

My dafty uncle thinks he’s a wizard because he can tie his shoelaces.

She’s a dafty, she tried to tell me a joke and it was just a cough.

3

A dafty is someone who’s always laughing, messing about, and being a bit of a legend.

He’s a dafty, he ran into the street wearing a banana costume.

She’s a dafty, she danced in the shop when the lights went out.

My dafty mate thinks he’s a superhero because he can do a cartwheel.

4

A dafty is someone who says stupid, ridiculous things that make you laugh or lose your mind.

He’s a dafty, he told me the moon was made of cheese and chocolate.

She’s a dafty, she thinks the sky is pink because it looked like a bubblegum wrapper.

He’s a dafty, he tried to talk to a pigeon and it gave him the bird.

5

A dafty is someone who’s not very bright and seems to be stuck in a stupid loop.

He’s a dafty, he still thinks the year is 2019.

She’s a dafty, she believes the internet is a real place.

He’s a dafty, he tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it made him cry.

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A dafty is an animal that looks like a duck with a bloated, poofy bottom, it’s just ridiculous.

That dog’s a dafty, it’s got a belly like a balloon.

The chicken is a dafty, it walks like it’s got a big butt.

That cat’s a dafty, it looks like it’s wearing a dress made of feathers.

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A dafty is a harmless, clueless fool who doesn’t know they’re a fool.

He’s a dafty, he thinks he’s a king because he has a hat.

She’s a dafty, she thinks the sun is a giant lightbulb.

He’s a dafty, he tried to be a rockstar with a kazoo.