daftwell

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a person who is mostly stupid but has a tiny brain that sometimes works, like a broken calculator.

My math teacher is daftwell, he forgot his pants but solved a quadratic equation.

My sister is daftwell, she eats cereal for dinner but can fix a car.

My cousin is daftwell, he cried at a movie but stole my lunch money.

someone who’s too dumb to be smart, but too smart to be dumb, like a confused chicken in a microwave.

My brother is daftwell, he tried to cook but burned the house down.

My friend is daftwell, she failed a test but passed a lie detector.

My neighbor is daftwell, he yelled at a dog but got a promotion.

a person who’s half genius and half idiot, like a pizza that’s half cheese and half dirt.

My mom is daftwell, she baked a cake but forgot her keys.

My dad is daftwell, he won a bet but lost his shoes.

My pet is daftwell, it chased a ghost but ate my homework.

a person who's so dumb it's almost smart, like a broken clock that's right twice a day.

My teacher is daftwell, she failed a test but taught me how to dance.

My friend is daftwell, he got in trouble but solved a mystery.

My brother is daftwell, he cried but won the game.

a person who’s like a broken toaster, mostly useless, but sometimes it makes toast and burns your eyebrows.

My sister is daftwell, she flunked school but passed a lie detector.

My pet is daftwell, it barked at the mailman but ate my dinner.

My dad is daftwell, he yelled at the TV but fixed the roof.