daftun

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A really nasty way to call someone daft, usually when they're bragging like a fool
'You're daftun,' he said, 'you can't even beat my Xbox score.'
She called him daftun after he claimed he could lift a cow.
He texted, 'You're daftun, I've had three jobs and you've had one.'
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A super rude word for daft, used when someone is showing off and being a total idiot
'You're daftun,' she said, 'you can't even cook a proper burger.'
He called his friend daftun after he tried to dance in the supermarket.
She posted, 'My boss is daftun, he thinks he's a rockstar.'
3
A really foul term for daft, used when someone is puffing themselves up and being a complete mess
'You're daftun,' he said, 'you can't even beat me at checkers.'
She told her brother he was daftun after he tried to fly a kite inside the house.
He sent a DM: 'You're daftun, I've got more friends than you.'
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A very rude word for daft, used when someone is being a total bozo and trying to look cool
'You're daftun,' she said, 'you can't even tie your shoes properly.'
He called his teacher daftun after he tried to do a karate kick in the hallway.
He posted, 'My dog is daftun, he thinks he's a lion.'
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A very offensive way to say daft, used when someone is making a fool of themselves and being loud about it
'You're daftun,' he said, 'you can't even spell your own name.'
She called him daftun after he tried to sing a song in the middle of math class.
He texted, 'You're daftun, I've got more brains than you.'
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