daftophobic

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a person who thinks Daft Punk is the worst thing ever and yells about it in public
I saw a daftophobic screaming at a bus driver for playing 'Around the World' on loop.
At the mall, a daftophobic threw a cup of soda at a kid wearing a Daft Punk shirt.
My uncle is a daftophobic. He once cursed my dog for listening to 'One More Time'.
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a person who would rather die than hear another Daft Punk song
My friend is a daftophobic. He tried to burn his playlist to the ground.
A daftophobic walked out of a concert mid-song and yelled, 'This is the worst music I've ever heard!'
My teacher is a daftophobic. She gave me a failing grade for listening to 'Starboy' during class.
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a person who thinks Daft Punk is the devil and fights people over it
At the park, a daftophobic fought a guy just because he played 'Daft Punk Is Dead' on his phone.
My neighbor is a daftophobic. He once yelled at my dog for barking to 'The Chains of Freedom'.
During lunch, my daftophobic cousin started a food fight over 'Random Access Memories'.
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