daftnut

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A daftnut is a person who won’t share their snack with you but will give it to someone else who doesn’t even ask. They’re selfish and clueless.

You: 'Can I have a chip?' Daftnut: 'Nope.' Then they hand the bag to the guy next to them.

You ask for a sip of soda. They say 'No way!' but pour the whole can into their friend’s cup.

You’re hungry. They have a sandwich. They ignore you but give it to their pet.

A daftnut is someone who thinks they’re the only one who matters and will give their food to anyone but you. They’re a pain in the butt.

They have a burger. You ask for a bite. They say 'No way!' and hand it to the person behind you.

You’re dying of thirst. They have a drink. They say 'No thanks!' and chug it with their friend.

You’re hungry. They have a pizza. They ignore you and eat it with their brother.

A daftnut is someone who won’t share with you but will give everything to someone else. They’re a total waste of space.

You’re thirsty. They have a soda. They say 'No way!' and drink it with their friend.

You ask for a snack. They say 'Nope!' and give it to their pet.

You’re starving. They have a sandwich. They ignore you and eat it with their mom.