Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting two fingers up your butt at the same time while someone yells at you.

My sister DAFTed me in front of the whole class.

He DAFTed during the meeting like it was a concert.

I DAFTed my boss because he kept asking stupid questions.

2

So dumb you could win a stupid contest and no one would argue.

My cousin is DAFT, he thinks the sky is purple.

That kid is DAFT, he failed math and still thinks he's smart.

She's DAFT, she tried to talk to a wall.

3

When your brain is so empty it could hold a whole football game.

He looked DAFT when he tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese.

She was DAFT and thought a toaster could talk to her.

My brother was DAFT and tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

4

A person so clueless they could be a lost sock in a laundry room.

My neighbor is a DAFT person, he thinks clouds are made of cotton candy.

That guy is a DAFT person, he thinks he’s a wizard.

My friend is a DAFT person, he tried to marry a hat.

5

When you dance like a lunatic to music made by robots who think they’re cool.

I was DAFTing in my room like I was at a rave.

She DAFTed to Daft Punk and forgot about her homework.

He DAFTed so hard the neighbors called the police.

6

So crazy you could make a dog cry and it wouldn’t even be impressed.

That guy is DAFT, he thinks he’s a superhero.

She’s DAFT, she tried to fight a pigeon.

My brother is DAFT, he thinks the sun is a giant cheeseburger.

7

A bunch of useless people who waste time and make others mad.

Those DAFTs in my class never do homework.

My coworkers are all DAFTs, they talk to plants.

The DAFTs at the park just sit there and stare at the sky.