Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone acts like a complete idiot, making everyone else want to punch them in the face.

My cousin thinks he's a superhero. Daftin.

She tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler. Daftin.

He wore a hat made of socks to a fancy dinner. Daftin.

2

When a person is so clueless, they think the moon is made of cheese and they’re the chef.

He said the Earth was flat and asked if we believed it. Daftin.

She tried to argue with a vending machine. Daftin.

He thought the internet was a conspiracy by his ex. Daftin.

3

When someone is so dumb, they think getting lost is a feature, not a flaw.

He took a 3-hour detour to get to the store. Daftin.

She got turned around at the mall and cried. Daftin.

He asked for directions and got lost twice. Daftin.

4

When someone is so silly, they think being ridiculous is a superpower.

He dressed up as a chicken for work. Daftin.

She tried to talk to her plants and they didn’t reply. Daftin.

He danced in the middle of the street for no reason. Daftin.

5

When someone is so dumb, they think the sky is a ceiling and they’re in a hotel.

He asked if the clouds were a decoration. Daftin.

She thought the sun was a light bulb. Daftin.

He tried to walk through the sky. Daftin.