Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless meat sack who thinks they’re the king of the hill

Why’d you eat the last slice of pizza? You’re a dafthole!

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi with a banana. Classic dafthole move.

You called your mom a dafthole? That’s low even for you.

2

A person so clueless they’d think a fire alarm was a snack

She thought the fire alarm was a snack. That’s a dafthole right there.

He ran out of the room when the lights flickered. Total dafthole.

You told your boss you were a dafthole. Good luck with that.

3

Someone who acts like they’re smart but they’re just loud

He yells at the TV like it’s his enemy. Dafthole behavior.

She claims she’s a genius. Then she forgets her own name. Dafthole.

You said ‘dafthole’ in a meeting. You’re the dafthole now.

4

A human who thinks they’re clever but they’re just a mess

He tried to do his taxes with a crayon. Dafthole energy.

She wore pajamas to work and called it a ‘power suit’. Dafthole moment.

You called your friend a dafthole. Now you’re the dafthole.

5

A person who’s so dumb they think a phone call is a text message

He called me at 3 a. m. and said, ‘I texted you.’ Dafthole behavior.

She sent a voice note and thought it was a text. Classic dafthole.

You called your dog a dafthole. That’s not even fair.

6

A person who’s so clueless they don’t know if they’re in a movie or real life

He thought he was in a movie when he spilled coffee on his boss. Dafthole moment.

She kept saying ‘action’ during the meeting. Total dafthole.

You called your teacher a dafthole. That’s not going to end well.