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A Dave or David who thinks a toilet is a place to put your brain instead of your poop.

Dave tried to explain the internet to his mom. She asked, 'So it's like a toilet for thoughts?'

David used the word 'brain' to describe a sandwich. No one knows why.

At the grocery store, Dave asked the clerk if they had 'brain chips.' They said no. He cried.

A David or Dave who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even when they're wrong.

David told his friend he could beat him at chess. He lost. He said the board was cursed.

Dave asked the teacher if the moon was made of cheese. The teacher said no. He said the teacher was wrong.

At lunch, Dave claimed he invented pizza. No one believed him. He threw a cheeseburger at the principal.

A Dave or David who acts like they're in charge, even when they're just confused.

Dave tried to lead the class in a science experiment. He mixed up vinegar and glue. The result was a green goo.

David stood up in front of the class and said, 'I am the king of math.' He couldn't do 2 + 2.

At the bus stop, Dave tried to be the 'boss of the bus.' The bus driver ignored him. He yelled, 'I'm the boss of the boss!'