dafternoon

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When your brain is so fried from too much partying that you can't tell if it's morning or noon and you're too wasted to care.

I woke up at 3 PM and still think it's 3 AM. Dafternoon is the worst.

My dafternoon started with a text that said 'You're still alive?'.

I tried to make coffee, but I spilled it on my face. Classic dafternoon.

The time between 'I should be working' and 'I should be dead'.

I said I'd get stuff done by noon. Now it's 2 PM and I'm still in pajamas.

My dafternoon began with a lie and ended with a lie.

I tried to focus on my job. My dafternoon focused on my pizza.

When your brain is so drunk it thinks the sun is a giant neon light from a bar.

I thought I was at a bar. Turns out I was just in my living room. Dafternoon magic.

My dafternoon hit me like a punch to the face. I didn't see it coming.

I tried to read a book. It looked like a meme. I was confused.