daftermath

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The total mess you get when a complete idiot does something stupid and everyone suffers for it.
My cousin crashed his car into a dumpster because he thought it was a taco truck.
The teacher gave us extra homework because the principal ate the answer key.
My dog chewed up my mom's phone because it was playing a loud TikTok.
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The worst kind of aftermath when a person is so clueless they turn a simple task into a nightmare.
I tried to cook dinner and set the house on fire with a bag of chips.
My brother tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now we have no internet and a broken router.
My dad tried to plant a tree and ended up digging a hole so deep it looked like a grave.
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The aftermath of someone being so dumb it’s like the universe threw a party just to laugh at them.
My sister tried to dye her hair pink and ended up with a purple blob.
My friend tried to build a fort out of pillows and it collapsed on him.
My neighbor tried to mow the lawn and ended up mowing his own legs.
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