Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who shags anything that moves and acts like a fool while doing it.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was shagging a goat.

She tried to dance the can-can in a grocery store.

She told her mom she was going to be a clown when she grew up.

2

A woman who has no brains and sleeps with every man she sees.

She told her boyfriend she was going to marry a man she met at the post office.

She wore a hat made of cheese to a party and called it fashion.

She tried to convince her dog she was a princess.

3

A woman who's always getting into stupid trouble and doesn't know when to stop.

She tried to start a fight with a fire hydrant.

She texted her ex a whole song about her socks.

She told her boss she was going to be a pirate.

4

A woman who's too dumb to know she's being used and still goes for it.

She believed a man who said he was a king and wore a crown to work.

She tried to write a poem about her cat and called it Shakespeare.

She told her friends she was going to live in a tree.

5

A woman who sleeps with anyone and does things that make no sense.

She texted her crush a picture of her chicken and called it love.

She tried to build a house out of ice cream.

She told her teacher she was going to be a superhero.

6

A woman who's too thick to know she's being used and still goes for it.

She told her friends she was going to marry a robot.

She tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and called it a challenge.

She asked her dog if it wanted to be a princess.