daft mare

My mom tried to explain parking tickets. She said, 'I just like the color orange.'

She asked if I wanted to go to the mall. I said, 'Is that where you buy food?'

She thinks a coffee shop is a place to get a haircut.

She told me the sky is pink because she 'felt like it today.'

She tried to change the password on my phone. It was '1234.'

She thinks the president is her ex.

She asked if a donkey was a 'meat on bread' situation.

She said, 'I don’t know why people don’t just live in the park.'

She tried to explain a movie by saying, 'It’s just like my life, but with more glitter.'