Daft lad

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a boy so clueless he thinks a pizza is a side dish
He tried to eat the whole pizza by himself and cried when it didn't fit
He asked if we were going to eat the crusts and said no
He tried to fold the pizza like a taco and it fell apart
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a boy who thinks he’s a genius but can’t spell his own name
He wrote his name as ‘Daff Lad’ on his report card
He said ‘I’m not daft, I just like to test people’
He tried to explain gravity and fell over
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a boy who thinks he’s cool but wears socks with sandals
He showed up to the party in socks and sandals and no one talked to him
He tried to dance and tripped over his own socks
He said ‘this is a fashion statement’ and no one believed him
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