Daft Guy

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A daft guy is someone who thinks they're clever but acts like they’ve never heard of a toilet. They’re not dumb, they’re just clueless and annoying as hell.
Why did you eat the whole pizza? You knew there was more for later!
You walked into a wall like it was a fashion statement.
You still believe the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A daft guy is like a dog who thinks they're a detective, they bark at nothing and trip over their own feet.
You tried to fix the TV with a banana. It didn’t work. Neither did you.
You forgot your own name at the grocery store.
You sat on the floor during a meeting and called it a 'strategic move.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A daft guy is someone who thinks they're a genius, but they're just lucky. They don't know what they're doing, they just shout it.
You shouted at the microwave like it owed you money.
You thought your dog was a spy and hid under the couch.
You tried to text your mom using a ladder.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A daft guy is someone who can’t tell the difference between a suggestion and a command, and they’ll argue with you about it.
You told them to bring chips and they brought a cow.
They thought ‘maybe’ meant ‘definitely’ and signed up for 100 classes.
They still think ‘text me’ means ‘come to my house.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A daft guy is someone who acts like they know everything, but they don’t know how to tie their shoes.
You told them to wear shoes and they showed up in socks and a hat.
You asked them to bring a pen and they brought a fire extinguisher.
They thought ‘read the instructions’ meant ‘eat the instructions.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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