Daft get

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A daft get is a brainless twerp who thinks they're clever but is just a waste of air and space.

My mate's a daft get. He tried to fix the toaster with a hammer.

She called me a daft get for not knowing what a meme was.

That daft get spilled coffee on my laptop and then blamed the internet.

A daft get is someone so thick they think being loud counts as being smart.

That daft get kept shouting at the TV like it was a debate.

My daft get cousin thinks he's a rockstar because he sings in the shower.

The daft get at work tried to argue with the printer.

A daft get is a person who's so dumb they think a bag of chips is a full meal and a plan.

My daft get brother eats chips for breakfast and calls it a strategy.

That daft get forgot to bring a wallet and thought it was a lifestyle choice.

The daft get at the shop tried to pay with a banana.

A daft get is someone who thinks they're brilliant but just makes things worse.

My daft get friend tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

That daft get rearranged the whole office just because he didn't like the chair.

The daft get tried to fix the internet by unplugging everything.

A daft get is a person who's so daft they think swearing makes them look cool, but it just makes them look daft.

That daft get yelled at the bus driver for no reason.

My daft get uncle cussed at the sky and then tripped over a garden gnome.

The daft get in the bar tried to fight a man who was just reading a book.