Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone acts like a confused chicken who just ate a sock.

Your cousin tried to dance in a swimming pool and fell into a pile of noodles.

My dog wore my mom's hat and started talking to the mailman.

Your teacher started singing show tunes during math class.

2

when someone is so clueless they think a toaster is a portal to another dimension.

My neighbor tried to communicate with his fridge using Morse code.

Your friend believed the clouds were sending him secret messages.

Your mom tried to fight a ghost with a spoon.

3

when someone is so dumb they think a banana is a math problem.

Your brother tried to solve a mystery using only his socks.

Your dad thinks the moon is made of cheese and wants to eat it.

Your friend tried to teach the dog to do calculus.

4

when someone is so silly they think a sock is a spaceship.

Your sister tried to fly to Mars using a skateboard and a balloon.

Your uncle thinks the TV is alive and wants to get married to it.

Your friend tried to argue with the wind about politics.

5

when someone is so confused they think a cat is a robot sent from the future.

Your brother tried to command the cat to do his homework.

Your neighbor tried to negotiate with the mailman for a better salary.

Your mom tried to explain the universe using only cereal boxes.