daft cow

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A daft cow is a person who acts like a brain-dead cow and also happens to be an Aspen.
"You’re a daft cow and I’m leaving," he said, throwing his phone at the wall.
"Why’d you fail the test? You’re a daft cow," she yelled.
He called her a daft cow after she spilled coffee on his laptop.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A daft cow is a big, clumsy woman who has the brain of a brick and the personality of a wet sock.
"You’re a daft cow and you tripped over your own feet," he said, laughing.
She was called a daft cow after she ate the whole cake.
He texted her: "You’re a daft cow. I’m done."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A daft cow is a British way of saying someone is a total idiot and also a bit of a mess.
"You’re a daft cow," he said, watching her paint the ceiling black.
She got called a daft cow for forgetting her own birthday.
He posted on Twitter: "My boss is a daft cow."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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