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A clueless girl who thinks a bag of chips is a snack and not a life choice. She’d believe a pizza ad is a love letter from God.

She bought a fake diamond necklace for her dog.

She signed up for a cooking class and cried when the stove turned on.

She thought TikTok was a real job.

A girl so lost in her own head she thinks a traffic jam is a spiritual awakening. She’d argue with a toaster about the meaning of life.

She texted her ex a 10-page essay about why the sky is blue.

She tried to explain the plot of 'Titanic' to a cat.

She believed her phone was cursed by a witch.

A girl who thinks her brain is a vacuum cleaner. She’d swallow a dictionary whole to prove she’s smart.

She tried to talk to a wall for an hour.

She wore a hat made of spaghetti.

She took a math test and cried in the middle of the first question.