daft and barmy

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Stupid and crazy like a goat on a trampoline.
My cousin thinks he's a superhero. He's daft and barmy.
She married a man who talks to plants. She's daft and barmy.
He tried to beat up a duck. He's daft and barmy.
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As dumb as a donkey wearing a hat made of socks.
He thinks the moon is made of cheese. He's daft and barmy.
She tried to sell her dog a subscription. She's daft and barmy.
He took a job at a bakery just to argue with the bread. He's daft and barmy.
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So silly you could mistake them for a clown who lost a bet.
He wears socks to bed and talks to his toaster. He's daft and barmy.
She thinks her cat is the president. She's daft and barmy.
He tried to knit a sandwich. He's daft and barmy.
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