DaFreeze

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The king of all things cool. The guy who makes the world stop just to look at him. A legend in pants.

I saw DaFreeze at the mall and the entire store froze. Literally.

My dog saw DaFreeze and started licking the floor like it was a royal decree.

DaFreeze walked into my math class and the teacher forgot how to count.

The man who could make a toilet look sexy. A beast in a suit. The reason people still believe in miracles.

DaFreeze came into my restaurant and the food started bowing to him.

My mom said DaFreeze is the only guy who could make her cry happy tears.

DaFreeze walked past my house and the sidewalk exploded from excitement.

A human who could turn a Monday into a party. The guy who makes your mom proud. A living, breathing legend.

DaFreeze walked into my gym and the weights started dancing.

My crush saw DaFreeze and now she texts me in all caps.

DaFreeze came to my school and the principal said, 'He’s better than me.'

The reason why the moon is jealous. A man who could make a sandwich look like a masterpiece. A god in disguise.

DaFreeze walked into my lunchroom and my sandwich screamed for help.

My dad saw DaFreeze and now he talks to the TV.

DaFreeze came to my job and the boss offered him a raise just for being cool.

The man who could turn a bad day into a good one. A god in loafers. The reason people still believe in magic.

DaFreeze came into my office and my coffee started smiling.

My cat saw DaFreeze and now it’s a fan.

DaFreeze walked into my class and the teacher forgot how to teach.

A beast who could make a zombie blush. The guy who makes your heart skip a beat. A living legend with a side of swagger.

DaFreeze came into my zombie apocalypse and the zombies started singing.

My crush saw DaFreeze and now she’s texting me in all caps.

DaFreeze walked into my gym and the treadmill started doing push-ups.