dafq

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A loud shout of confusion when something goes completely wrong and you're too stunned to think straight.

Dafq is my life now. My toast fell into my coffee. And it was buttered toast.

Dafq? My dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me.

Dafq? I tried to text my mom and accidentally sent a picture of my face in a sock.

A magical phrase that appears when you're too lazy to finish your sentence but still want to sound dramatic.

I woke up late, missed the bus, and dafq? My shoes were on my head.

I tried to cook eggs and dafq? The whole kitchen caught on fire.

I saw my ex and dafq? My brain shut down.

What you scream when you’re halfway through a sentence and everything goes sideways.

I was about to ask for a raise, and dafq? My boss brought me a cupcake and cried.

I was winning the game and dafq? My dog knocked it over.

I was about to text my crush, and dafq? My phone exploded.

A loud cry of confusion that you yell when something completely absurd happens right in front of you.

Dafq? My mom texted me a picture of my dad wearing a chicken suit.

Dafq? My pet turtle won the lottery.

Dafq? My math teacher turned into a robot during class.

The sound of your brain short-circuiting when something ridiculous happens and you can’t process it.

Dafq? My goldfish is now my best friend and my dog is my enemy.

Dafq? I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a tornado hit my head.

Dafq? My math test turned into a rap battle.