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A brainless moron who thinks they're the king of the hill and then gets knocked down by a chicken.

I asked him for help with math and he said, 'I don't need no stinkin' math.'

He bought a house and then forgot where it was.

He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the router and yelling at it.

A human who thinks they're clever, but their decisions are so bad, they make a donkey look smart.

She tried to start a business selling glitter and failed because she only had one customer.

He thought he could beat a robot at chess and lost in three moves.

He bought a car, drove it five blocks, and then sold it for less than he paid.

A person with a head full of smoke and no idea what they're doing.

He wore a hat inside a house and then got yelled at by his mom.

He tried to cook dinner and set the house on fire.

He thought the moon was a giant cheese and tried to eat it.

Someone so clueless they think a joke is a real problem and try to solve it with a banana.

He asked for a promotion and then showed up in pajamas.

She told her boss she was sick and then went to the mall.

He tried to impress his girlfriend by doing a backflip into a lake.

A person so dumb they think being loud counts as being smart and then yell at the sky.

He screamed at the TV because his team lost and then cried.

She told the teacher she was going to be a superhero and then skipped class.

He tried to talk to a dog and then got chased by a cat.