Dafor

My cousin is a dafor. He thinks he’s the smartest person in the world, but he can’t even spell ‘dafor’.

My friend called me a dafor because I forgot my own phone number.

My teacher said I was a dafor for turning in a paper that was just a bunch of scribbles.

My mom called me a dafor for burning the pizza again.

My dafor friend said he was the only one who ever messed up a test.

My dafor brother thinks he’s the only one who ever failed a math quiz.

My dafor neighbor thinks he invented the wheel, but he just forgot how to use it.

My dafor boss thinks he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even make coffee.

My dafor friend thinks he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even tie his shoes.

My dafor friend thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, but he can’t even solve a basic math problem.

My dafor cousin thinks he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even remember his own birthday.

My dafor teacher thinks she’s the smartest person in the school, but she can’t even spell ‘dafor’.

My dafor dad thinks he’s the most important person on Earth, but he can’t even find his own keys.

My dafor friend thinks he’s the most important person on Earth, but he can’t even remember his own phone number.

My dafor boss thinks he’s the most important person on Earth, but he can’t even make coffee.