Dafoe

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A fancy word for something so crazy it makes your brain explode. You can use it anytime you want, even if you’re just mad about your coffee being cold.

'Jeez, I mean, goddammit, that dog just ate my homework! Dafoe!'

'Dafoe! My pants are on fire and my mom is yelling at me!'

'Dafoe! I just got a C on my math test!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you see a guy’s junk and it’s so big it could’ve been a park. Not just big, it was like a monster had been living in there for years.

'I saw a guy in the park and it looked like he had a baseball bat in his pants! Dafoe!'

'That guy walked into the gym and the whole place went silent. Dafoe.'

'My uncle’s junk is so big it could’ve been a tree. Dafoe.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A girl who sleeps with her dad. Not because she’s stupid, just because she likes it and her dad is a total legend.

'My cousin is a dafoe, she sleeps with her dad every night!'

'I’m not a dafoe, but I know someone who is.'

'Dafoe! That’s my mom’s sister!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A guy who can make a smoothie and still look like he could beat up a whole army. He’s healthy like a superhero.

'That guy in John Wick? He’s like a superhero with a blender.'

'He makes a smoothie and still looks like he could kick my ass.'

'Dafoe is like a healthy version of my uncle after he eats five pizzas.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A guy who plays the bad guys so well you’d think he was born to be evil. He’s like a walking villain with a side of drama.

'He plays villains so good I think he’s evil in real life.'

'That guy in To Live and Die in LA? He’s like a walking villain.'

'He’s like the villain of my dreams.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you watch two of his movies in a row and you don’t realize it’s the same guy. It’s like he’s a magician who can change his face.

'I watched two of his movies and I had no idea it was the same guy. Magic!'

'That guy looks different in every movie. Is he a wizard?'

'I watched three movies and I thought they were all different people.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A guy with a cock so big it could’ve been a door. It’s like it’s been growing for decades and it doesn’t care who sees it.

'That guy has a cock so big it could’ve been a door.'

'His cock is like a tree. It’s huge!'

'I saw him in the park and it looked like he had a tent in his pants.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago