Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who bangs her dad. Not cool. Not smart. Just plain weird.

My cousin is a dafo. She told me her dad has a membership to the gym.

My dafo friend said her dad smells like old pizza.

My dafo sister says she’s going to marry her dad when she’s older.

2

A word so powerful it can make you cry. Or make you yell. Or make you want to punch someone.

That movie was dafoe! I nearly threw my popcorn at the screen.

My mom screamed dafoe when I spilled coffee on her dress.

When my dog bit my brother, I said dafoe and I didn’t stop for 10 minutes.

3

When a tiny weenie grows into a monster. Like it’s been hiding for years.

My uncle’s dafo. He had a tiny weenie and now it’s like a tree.

My dafo cousin says his weenie is bigger than his brother’s car.

I saw my dafo neighbor’s weenie and I thought it was a new kind of snake.

4

He’s healthy. Like, really healthy. He makes smoothies and kills people.

John Wick is dafoe. He makes smoothies and kills people like it’s a job.

My brother says he wants to be dafoe when he grows up.

I saw dafoe in a movie and I want to be him when I grow up.

5

A guy who looks like a villain. He plays villains. He’s a legend.

My teacher says dafoe is the best actor ever.

I want to be dafoe when I grow up. He’s a legend.

My dafoe cousin says he’s the best villain ever.

6

When you watch two dafoe movies in a row and you don’t know he was in them.

I watched two dafoe movies and I didn’t know he was in them.

My brother saw two dafoe movies and he didn’t know he was watching the same guy.

I watched dafoe in two movies and I nearly died from confusion.

7

He has a cock so big it might be a new sport.

My dafoe cousin says his cock is so big, it might be a new sport.

My neighbor’s dafoe cousin says his cock is so big it could be a new sport.

My dafoe teacher says his cock is so big, it might be a new sport.