Dafnh

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Dafnh is a volleyball god who thinks she can win with her eyes closed and a cigarette in her mouth. She hits the ball only when she feels like it, and even then she might miss.
Dafnh: 'I'm gonna win this game even if I don't hit the ball.'
Dafnh just stood there smoking and said, 'I'm still the best.'
She missed the ball three times but still yelled, 'I'm gonna take this win!'
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Dafnh only drinks raki and smokes like it's her job. She claims everything else is garbage, even water.
Dafnh: 'Raki is life. Water is for weaklings.'
She poured raki on her head and said, 'This is my drink.'
Dafnh tried coffee once and yelled, 'This is not raki!'
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Dafnh thinks she's the greatest volleyball player ever, even though she sometimes forgets to hit the ball. She also smokes so much it looks like a fire started in her lungs.
Dafnh: 'I'm the best. The ball can wait.'
She smoked five cigarettes before the game and still said, 'I'm gonna win.'
Dafnh forgot to hit the ball and just stood there smoking.
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