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Dafnh is a volleyball god who thinks she can win with her eyes closed and a cigarette in her mouth. She hits the ball only when she feels like it, and even then she might miss.
Dafnh: 'I'm gonna win this game even if I don't hit the ball.'
Dafnh just stood there smoking and said, 'I'm still the best.'
She missed the ball three times but still yelled, 'I'm gonna take this win!'