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The app showed me a unicorn riding a pizza. I was mad. It didn’t even finish my homework.

My calculator said 2+2=7. I threw it out the window. It was lying.

The game told me I won. I didn’t. It just wanted me to stop screaming.

The app said I had 1000 gold coins. I had one. It was high on glitter.

My phone told me I was a wizard. I was confused. It was high on toast.

The game said I was the best. I was the worst. It was high on memes.

The app said I was rich. I had 5 dollars. It was drunk on soda.

My phone told me I could fly. I fell off the couch. It was drunk on pizza.

The game said I was a hero. I was a mess. It was drunk on nonsense.

The app said I had 100 friends. I had one. It was lying to me.

My phone told me I was famous. I was not. It was lying to everyone.

The game said I was the best. I was the worst. It was lying to itself.

The app said I was a king. I was not. It was making up stuff.

My phone told me I was a dragon. I was not. It was tired of being normal.

The game said I was invincible. I fell down. It was just being silly.

The app said I was rich. I was broke. It was being useless.

My phone told me I was a superhero. I was not. It was being useless.

The game said I was the best. I was the worst. It was being useless.