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when you realize you're hanging off a cliff with no rope and your pants are on fire

I was like, 'Wait, I'm not on the mountain anymore. I'm just a flaming human on a cliff.'

He yelled, 'I can't breathe and my pants are on fire!'

She texted, 'I'm falling and my shoes are burning. This is the worst day ever.'

the time you fall off a cliff and your brain says, 'this is not how it's supposed to work'

He said, 'I just fell off a cliff and my brain is confused.'

She DM'd, 'I thought I was going to die. My brain said, 'Nope, this is not how it works.'

He tweeted, 'I fell off a cliff and my brain is mad at me.'

when you're like, 'why is the ground so far away?' and you're falling

He said, 'Why is the ground so far away? I'm falling and I don't know why.'

She texted, 'I'm falling and I'm like, 'Why is the ground so far away?''

He yelled, 'The ground is way too far away! I'm falling and I'm confused!'

the second you see the cliff and realize you're not going to survive this

He said, 'I saw the cliff and I knew I wasn't going to survive this.'

She texted, 'I saw the cliff and I thought, 'I'm going to die.'

He yelled, 'I saw the cliff and I was like, 'This is not going to end well.'

when you fall off a cliff and your brain goes, 'this is not a good idea'

He said, 'I fell off a cliff and my brain was like, 'This is not a good idea.'

She texted, 'I'm falling and my brain says, 'This is not a good idea.'

He tweeted, 'I fell off a cliff and my brain is judging me.'

when you're falling and your brain says, 'you are not a superhero'

He said, 'I'm falling and my brain says, 'You are not a superhero.'

She texted, 'I'm falling and my brain is like, 'You are not a superhero.'

He yelled, 'I'm falling and my brain is telling me I'm not a superhero!'