daflebirgast

My cousin is a daflebirgast. He called my mom a fat flamingo in front of everyone.

That kid in class is a daflebirgast. He threw a pencil at the teacher.

My brother is a daflebirgast. He told my dog he was a bald chicken.

My neighbor is a daflebirgast. He plays his music so loud I can hear it in my dreams.

My friend is a daflebirgast. He kept talking during the movie.

My mom is a daflebirgast. She yelled at the mailman for not being a robot.

My teacher is a daflebirgast. She said I was a 'messy meatball' for not doing my homework.

My dad is a daflebirgast. He said my cat was a 'smelly sock monster'.

My brother is a daflebirgast. He said my pizza was 'slimey and sad'.

My cousin is a daflebirgast. He took the last slice of pizza and called me a 'crumb monster'.

My friend is a daflebirgast. He stole my snack and said I was a 'snack thief'.

My brother is a daflebirgast. He took my game and said I was a 'loser with no life'.

My teacher is a daflebirgast. She made me do 100 push-ups for talking too much.

My friend is a daflebirgast. He kept texting me during class.

My neighbor is a daflebirgast. He played his music so loud I think my brain is on fire.

My dad is a daflebirgast. He said he was a 'superhero of snacks' and took my cereal.

My brother is a daflebirgast. He called my dog a 'silly sock monster'.

My friend is a daflebirgast. He said he was a 'pencil wizard' and took my pencil.