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A human who chats on skype at night while wrapped in a blanket like a burrito full of laziness and bad decisions.

'Bro, I'm not coming out until I finish this pizza and this movie.'

'Skype? What's that? I'm busy being a blanket burrito.'

'I'm not talking. I'm just here to sip my cereal and ignore you.'

Somebody who hides under a blanket fort at night and yells at people through skype like they owe them money.

'You owe me $20 for that joke. I’m not moving until you pay me.'

'I’m not talking. I’m just yelling at my blanket.'

'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll throw my cereal at your face.'

A person who uses a blanket as a shield while talking on skype at night like they’re in a war.

'I’m not coming out. I’m defending my blanket fortress.'

'I’m not talking. I’m just throwing my pillow at your face.'

'You’re not getting through this blanket. I’ve got a pillow and a cereal stash.'