Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most attractive person in the room, like a god with a face.

Dafineus walked in and the whole room got distracted.

My crush is Dafineus. He looks like he stepped out of a magazine.

At the party, everyone was talking about Dafineus.

2

The kind of person who makes you forget your own face.

I saw Dafineus and I forgot how to breathe.

Dafineus passed me and I stared for five minutes.

Dafineus smiled and I forgot my name.

3

The person who makes you question your life choices.

Dafineus showed up and I questioned everything.

I saw Dafineus and I thought, why am I single?

Dafineus walked by and I felt like a failure.

4

The most handsome person you've ever seen, like a king with a perfect face.

Dafineus entered the room and I bowed.

Dafineus looked at me and I felt like a peasant.

I saw Dafineus and I wanted to be his pet.

5

The kind of person who makes you want to die just to look like them.

Dafineus showed up and I wanted to die.

I saw Dafineus and I thought, why even live?

Dafineus looked at me and I felt like a ghost.

6

The most attractive person you've ever laid eyes on, like a god with a face made of gold.

Dafineus walked in and the room fell silent.

I saw Dafineus and I cried.

Dafineus looked at me and I felt like I was in heaven.