dafinch

A broke old man who sues everyone for no reason, just so he can get a check. He lives off other people’s money and hates rich people. He also thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he’s barely smart enough to use a phone.

A broke old guy who files lawsuits like it’s his job. He lives in a widow’s house for free and thinks he’s the king of the world. He also thinks everyone is gay and says it to their face.

A broke old man who thinks he’s rich because he has a lawyer. He sues everyone for no reason and lives off other people’s money. He also thinks he’s the love of everyone’s life, even if they don’t know him.