Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who is stupid but looks cool doing it like they’re winning even when they’re losing.

My cousin is a daffywit. He fell off a cliff and still said he was flying.

She wore a tutu to a fight and called it a strategy.

He ate a whole pizza in one bite and cried because it was too good.

2

Someone who acts like they’re smart but is just making things up as they go.

He told the teacher the sky was green and it was a conspiracy.

She started a band just to say she was famous.

He claimed he could talk to dogs and they just stared at him.

3

A fool who thinks they're a hero and everyone else is just in the way.

He tried to save the world by eating all the cookies.

She fought a traffic light like it was a dragon.

He ran into the ocean because he thought it was a portal to Mars.

4

A person who's so silly they make even the dumbest things look fun.

He turned a broken chair into a spaceship.

She danced in the rain just because it was raining.

He started a war over who had the bigger cupcake.

5

Someone who’s not smart, but they sure know how to make people laugh.

He told a joke that was just a bunch of words and it was hilarious.

She wore socks on her hands and called it fashion.

He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was choking.