daffyshortwing

I’m a rubber duck and I’m gonna quack you to death

This duck isn’t just rubber, it’s a death wish

Quack me once, shame on you. Quack me twice, I’m gonna beat you up

I’m a duck who doesn’t know when to stop quacking

Quack so loud I made the ceiling cry

This duck is louder than my mom on a bad day

Rubber duck with a mouth full of swear words

This duck doesn’t just quack, it cusses

I’m a duck and I will cuss you in the morning