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A silly way to explain something that sounds like it came from a drunk kid who just got yelled at.
Why is the sky blue? Because the clouds are tired and don’t want to argue.
Why do we have homework? Because teachers are sad and need someone to cry with.
Why do dogs bark? Because they’re mad at the mailman and don’t know how to text.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dumb way to describe something that makes no sense, like a kid who failed math and tried to explain it with a pizza.
Why do we have taxes? Because the government is broke and needs more pizza.
Why do people fight? Because they’re confused and think pizza is a religion.
Why do people wear socks? Because they’re hiding from their feet and don’t want to be friends.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A ridiculous explanation that’s like when your mom says the dog did it, but the dog is actually just mad.
Why is the grass green? Because the sun is tired and doesn’t want to fight anymore.
Why do people laugh? Because they’re trying to hide that they’re scared of the dark.
Why do people eat breakfast? Because they’re pretending they’re not already dead.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A crazy way to explain something that’s like when your dad tells you the moon is made of cheese and then eats it.
Why do people sleep? Because they’re tired and don’t want to be yelled at.
Why do people get sick? Because the germs are loud and need a mic.
Why do people sing in the shower? Because they’re trying to be rock stars and don’t care about the neighbors.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A stupid explanation that sounds like it came from a kid who got detention and is now angry at the world.
Why do people argue? Because they’re lazy and don’t want to do the math.
Why do people wear hats? Because they’re hiding from the sun and don’t want to be seen.
Why do people drink coffee? Because they’re trying to be awake and don’t like being sleepy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A wild explanation that’s like when your brother says the sky is purple and then starts crying.
Why do people run? Because they’re scared of the math teacher and don’t want to be yelled at.
Why do people wear shoes? Because they’re hiding from the ground and don’t want to be friends.
Why do people talk to their plants? Because they’re lonely and need a friend.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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