daffydil

I tried to dance with the infidels and ended up faceplanting into a keg.

That guy tried to shake it with the heathens and got kicked out of the bar.

Dancing with the infidels is like fighting a drunk raccoon in a disco.

I messed up my groove with the unclean and now I'm stuck in a group chat with a goat.

She tried to mess up her groove with the unclean and now she's stuck with a man who thinks he's a DJ.

Messing up your groove with the unclean is like trying to juggle while riding a skateboard.

I got my ass kicked by the nonbelievers and now I have a bruise the size of Texas.

He got his ass kicked by the nonbelievers and now he can't sit down.

Getting your ass kicked by the nonbelievers is like being hit by a truck full of confetti.