Daffy Duckin

Current Trending

4 views · Added 15d ago · 3 definitions

1
A smelly and loud sexual move where your lover sticks the beak of a wet bird into your butt and then slaps the bird until it screams like a farty goose.
My girlfriend did this to me while I was eating pizza and it was the worst thing ever.
He did this in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.
I tried this with a chicken and it pecked me back.
2
When your lover shoves a duck’s beak up your backside and then hits the duck so hard it sounds like a farting alarm clock.
My dog did this to me and I cried for two hours.
I did this to my brother and he hasn’t spoken to me since.
My ex did this in my kitchen and I threw a glass at her.
3
A butt-filled bird fight where your lover sticks a duck’s beak in your butt and then beats the bird until it quacks like it’s been kicked by a donkey.
I did this in my math class and got sent to the principal’s office.
My friend did this during a karaoke night and the whole bar laughed at him.
I did this to my pet duck and it ran away from me.
xs