daffy duck

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A cockney way to say fuck that rhymes with a duck who never shut up
'You're a daffy duck, mate!' he shouted, throwing a biscuit at me.
'I'm not a daffy duck, I'm a regular duck!' he yelled, then tripped over a chair.
'Daffy duck! That's the last thing I need before my shift!' she cried, facepalming.
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When you shove a fart into a woman's snatch, glue feathers to your meat, and scream 'quack!' while you ram into her like a lunatic
'You called me a daffy duck? I'll show you daffy!' he yelled, then shoved a piece of pizza into her mouth.
She got a daffy duck moment right in the middle of her Zoom meeting.
He had a daffy duck moment and the whole bar heard it.
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Donald Duck's dark, angry cousin who never shuts up and fights with everyone
'You're not Donald Duck, you're his angry cousin!' she laughed, throwing a bag of chips at him.
He walked in like he was the daffy duck of the group, and everyone ran away.
They called him the daffy duck of the party, and he didn't even know what that meant.
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When you're so lost in chaos, you hit everything at once and end up crashing like a broken toy
He had a daffy duck moment at the traffic lights and crashed into a bus.
She was having a daffy duck moment and knocked over the whole table.
He turned the TV on, the lights off, and screamed like a daffy duck.
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When you argue with someone and keep changing your words so they'll agree with you, even if you're wrong
'I said yes, I didn't say no!' he yelled, then ran out of the room.
She kept saying yes, then no, then yes again, like she had a daffy duck moment.
He was having a daffy duck moment and kept changing his mind every five seconds.
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A huge, smelly troll who somehow turned into a punching bag overnight, and people keep throwing stuff at him
'That daffy duck looks like a giant meatball!' he shouted, throwing a shoe at him.
She got a daffy duck moment and the whole town started throwing stuff at him.
He turned into a daffy duck and people threw everything at him.
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A guy who looks like he just walked out of a fancy suit and said 'fuck you'
'He looks like a daffy duck, but with more attitude!' she said, staring at him.
He showed up like a daffy duck, wearing a suit and a smirk.
He walked in like a daffy duck and the whole room turned around.
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