Daffy Cunt

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A Daffy Cunt is when someone, usually a woman, messes with your head so bad you want to scream and throw things. It’s like being annoyed but not sure why.
My coworker spilled coffee on my desk and then laughed. Daffy Cunt.
My mom told me I was fat and then said I was cute. Daffy Cunt.
My friend kept changing the playlist and I couldn’t find my song. Daffy Cunt.
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A Daffy Cunt is when someone acts like they’re being nice but they’re really trying to get under your skin. It’s like being slapped with a smile.
My teacher said I was doing great and then gave me an F. Daffy Cunt.
My dog barked at me and then ran away. Daffy Cunt.
My friend said I was cool and then told my crush I was weird. Daffy Cunt.
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A Daffy Cunt is when someone messes with you just for fun, and you know they’re doing it on purpose. It’s like being picked on at lunchtime.
My neighbor yelled at me and then gave me a cookie. Daffy Cunt.
My brother told me I was stupid and then said I was smart. Daffy Cunt.
My friend said I was weird and then asked me to join their group. Daffy Cunt.
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A Daffy Cunt is when someone makes you angry in a way that’s not even fair. It’s like being yelled at for no reason.
My friend called me a baby and then said I was strong. Daffy Cunt.
My dad said I was lazy and then gave me a million chores. Daffy Cunt.
My crush said I was cute and then said I was annoying. Daffy Cunt.
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A Daffy Cunt is when someone acts like they’re your friend but they’re really trying to make you lose your mind. It’s like having a nemesis who smiles at you.
My best friend said I was amazing and then said I was terrible. Daffy Cunt.
My crush said I was cool and then said I was weird. Daffy Cunt.
My teacher said I was good and then gave me a bad grade. Daffy Cunt.
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A Daffy Cunt is when someone takes the fun out of everything you do. It’s like being stuck with a grumpy person who won’t shut up.
My friend said I was funny and then said I was boring. Daffy Cunt.
My brother said I was cool and then said I was lame. Daffy Cunt.
My crush said I was amazing and then said I was annoying. Daffy Cunt.
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