Daffy

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Smart drugs that make your brain feel like it’s been hit by a brick. Daffy is the name for all of them, and none of them are worth it.

My mom took daffy to pass her exam. Now she’s hyper and talks to her cat.

I took daffy and failed my math test. My brain was too busy doing cartwheels.

My brother took daffy and now he thinks he’s a chicken.

A duck that gets shot by Elmer Fudd more than anyone else. It’s like being the target in a game of duck hunt, but you’re also stupid.

Daffy was shot by Elmer Fudd again. He’s still running away like he’s been chased by a bear.

Daffy got shot 10 times. He still keeps talking nonsense.

Elmer Fudd shot Daffy and he didn’t even flinch. He just said 'you’re not the boss of me!'

A weird skiing move where you twist your body like a pretzel while in the air. It looks like you’re trying to confuse your own legs.

I did a daffy and fell flat on my face. My skis were flying everywhere.

My friend did a daffy and landed in a snow pile like a potato.

I tried a daffy and now my legs are sore and confused.

Getting so drunk you can’t tell your left foot from your right. You’re a mess, and everyone around you is laughing at you.

I drank so much daffy I fell into a lake. I woke up with a fish in my hair.

My friend got daffy and tried to dance with a wall. The wall didn’t move.

I got daffy and cried at a pizza box. That’s not a normal thing to do.

Crazy like a fox. You’re nuts, and no one knows why. You might talk to your shoes or yell at the sky.

My neighbor is daffy. He thinks he’s a superhero and fights the mailman.

My sister is daffy. She wears socks on her hands and talks to her cat.

My teacher is daffy. She once said the moon was made of cheese and that everyone should eat it.

Mel Gibson when he’s yelling and crying at the same time. It’s like he’s been hit by a truck and a bear.

I got daffy and started yelling at my brother. He was confused and ran away.

I drank daffy and cried like Mel Gibson. My mom took a picture of me.

My friend got daffy and yelled at a tree. The tree didn’t care.

The best friend who’s strong, brave, and always on her phone. She’ll fight for you, but she’ll also take a selfie in the middle of a battle.

My best friend is daffy. She fights for me and takes 100 selfies.

Daffy is my best friend. She’s brave and always ready for a fight.

I have daffy as my best friend. She’s the best and she’s always on her phone.