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when someone talks nonsense and you think they just got hit by a truck
Bro just told me the moon is made of pizza. Daffuqque?!
My teacher said we're learning math through poetry. Daffuqque?!
My mom said my dad's a vampire. Daffuqque?!
daffuqque
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when someone says something so stupid you want to scream into a pillow
My friend said the sky is green. Daffuqque?!
My dog just told me I'm a bad person. Daffuqque?!
My dad said he's a wizard. Daffuqque?!
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when you hear something so dumb you feel like you're in a weird dream
My teacher said we're learning about dinosaurs through rap. Daffuqque?!
My friend said the president is a chicken. Daffuqque?!
My mom said my cat is the king of the universe. Daffuqque?!
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when someone says something so wild you think they're on drugs or just got kicked out of a circus
My dad said he can fly. Daffuqque?!
My teacher said we're learning about math through dance. Daffuqque?!
My friend said the sun is a disco ball. Daffuqque?!
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when someone says something so crazy you're like why are you even talking
My dog said I'm a bad person. Daffuqque?!
My teacher said we're learning math through pizza. Daffuqque?!
My mom said my dad is a wizard. Daffuqque?!